Sometimes in daily life I like to pretend I’m a time traveler from late medieval Europe and I’m just fucking amazed at my luxurious life
Let me tell you, 14th c me is REALLY impressed with modern me’s easy access to pepper and cinnamon
"you have multiple purple garments? you must be a person of some note"
"these chairs are fantastically luxurious"
"I’ve never seen so much salt in one place"
I am going to start playing this game.
You da man, mam
thank you. thank you so much
I can still hardly believe it…………
There’s this guy on my Facebook who reposts only Gym memes and I just struck gold.
do you ever see reblog a post by someone instead of queuing it because they are a very special mutual and you want them to know you liked the thing right away
have u ever had a depersonalization moment when you look at yourself in the mirror and think wow this person is me and i have this body and this life and everything feels so strange why am i me and not someone else
I am doing my best to make this email sound adult. I have rewritten it sixteen, wait… seventeen, times. I am requesting assistance.
I want her to come back soon but not TOO soon okay.
he would, too
|— St. Thomas Aquinas (via disgruntled-and-catholic)|
I just found this gem on facebook and it is glorious
i showed this to my brother in the coast guard and his only response was ”I was sailing with a captain who altered our course so we could get a better tv signal. The Yankees were playing.”